I found this great line of optical quality readers. Eyebobs.
Eyewear for the irreverent and slightly jaded.
Now if that doesn't scream my name. I'm not sure what does.
They are beautifully made and they look cool. We have a nice assortment of styles and colors in the shop ready for you to select from. If you need something more exacting than a simple reader, give the frames to you optometrist and they will put your prescription in the frame.
Oh and check out the names of the styles.
I love a company with a sense of humor.